Facepalm Moment at a Shop in Greenhills

Saleslady: Bili na po kayo. 700.00 lang. Buy one, take one!

Me: Talaga? Buy one, take one?

Saleslady: Opo! Pero kung isang item lang ang gusto ninyo, ok lang. 350.00 pag isang item lang.

*facepalm!*